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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via booty-queen)

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

(via tiredestprincess)

d0nn0:

Serves you fucking right you little bitch

(Source: funnuraba, via budvveiser)

(Source: eddiecatflap)

ferdinandofaraghost:

the people on urbandictionary really have a way with words

ferdinandofaraghost:

the people on urbandictionary really have a way with words

(via bitchimightbesebastianstan)

leakinginklikeblood:

oateyboat:

I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea. 

#British problems on the high seas. 

(via i-isacumberbunnie)

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

(via i-isacumberbunnie)

(Source: best-of-memes, via idjtits)

flomation:

Part 8/11

Part 7: x
Part 9: x

(via idjtits)

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

(via bitchimightbesebastianstan)

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

(via idjtits)

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

(Source: majesdanes, via idjtits)